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		<title>Omair’s List: Entry #5</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plastic arrogance

If I didn’t know any better, I’d say the world is getting more surreal everyday. Maybe the fabric of society is starting to unravel. Maybe corporations are ruling the world. Maybe I have heatstroke. It doesn’t matter.

In the corner table, there were two suited men attempting to look dignified while feasting on their unwieldy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahmedomair.wordpress.com&blog=3128850&post=44&subd=ahmedomair&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My shot at heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 11:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s only a short ride to the top. That’s what they told me. Somehow it feels a lot longer than it should.
My ears are burning. The madman at the wheel is on his own private road to hell. We’re just along for the ride. Hot air blows in my face with the belligerence of a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahmedomair.wordpress.com&blog=3128850&post=39&subd=ahmedomair&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Omair’s List: Entry #4</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My soggy tomato
Going out for lunch is always fraught with danger. No parking spaces, apathetic waiters, long queues, uncomfortable seats, pretentious bastards for company… some days, it’s just not worth it.
Too late to do anything about it now though. I was already there, so I figured I might as well get on with this sick [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahmedomair.wordpress.com&blog=3128850&post=32&subd=ahmedomair&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How to shave like a man</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 07:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Open unwilling eyes to a colorless morning. Mutter silent curses under muted breath. Stumble in grudging footsteps into a lifeless room. Cold hard floor heralding yet another cold hard day.
Stare at the zombie in the mirror. Tired eyes staring back at a tired face. Watch life drip away in a stream of liquid clarity. Let [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahmedomair.wordpress.com&blog=3128850&post=31&subd=ahmedomair&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Omair’s List: Entry #3</title>
		<link>http://ahmedomair.wordpress.com/2008/04/27/omair%e2%80%99s-list-entry-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vengeance by photocopy
It was one of those ugly days when you have to pay the devil his due. Often known as “weekends”.
Let’s just say that there was some pending paperwork that needed to be taken care of.
No two ways about it; the orders came straight from The Family. Best to get this over and done [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahmedomair.wordpress.com&blog=3128850&post=30&subd=ahmedomair&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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